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Joe Biden Slips on Stairs After Report About His Staff Trying to Keep Him from Tripping
President Joe Biden appeared to slip while walking down the short stairs from Air Force One on Wednesday, hours after a report came out on how his staff are trying to prevent him from falling.
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Ministry of Truth: White House Alters President Joe Biden's Speech to Hide 'Offensive' Comment
President Joe Biden (D) caught flak after inferring that black, Hispanic, and veteran workers do not have high school diplomas.
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Joe Biden Smirks at Donald Trump Mugshot: ‘Handsome Guy’
Joe Biden smirked when asked about Donald Trump’s mugshot and joked the Republican presidential frontrunner is a “handsome guy.”